You might could use a little trim, too.

Source: Griffith, Machael. 1996. 'The Trichologist's Rug' in Salmagundi 111. (author is from SC) Full Context: laughed at. Out loud. For a long while. # The jokes of fathers-in-law are also hostage situations, and so the trichologist laughed and laughed. " We've got a lot in common, us two, " announced Joe the Scissors-Man, cranking his chair down. " Here, let me show you my cuspidors; I got one in the shape of Ethel Merman's open mouth. And have you gotten a whiff of the new wintergreen talc? Come on, son. I'll have your boil-board smelling minty fresh in no time. You might could use a little trim, too. I don't know what idiot you let barber you last. " # The trichologist doesn't chew his bananas; he presses the sweet flesh gently against the roof of his mouth, lets it soften and dissolve. Bananas, says the trichologist, are not to be gnashed. Gnashed, they cause the sour cud, the iron stool. The trichologist is nothing if not regular. # Back then, years ago, early in the the marriage when his